The Mifflin file

So Mifflin was fun - I hear.

I didn't exactly make it to Mifflin. Here's the rundown:

I woke up at 7:00 a.m, the earliest my roommate has ever seen me awake. Did you know the sun came out before noon?

Em Eaton blasted Justin Bieber as we got ready (an excellent start to the day). I went down to Lauren's room around 7:30 a.m. to meet Lauren, Jacqui, Jacqui's friend Danielle, and Nicole. They made mimosas and were drinking champagne. But I'm a Mifflin amateur and wasn't feeling up to grimacing through mixed drink after mixed drink, so I opted for four shots of vodka and chased them with lemonade. Mistake number one.

I then went to Alyssa's apartment where she was making french toast for a bunch of us. I sat on her couch staring at a music video that I couldn't understand. It was a guy singing but the music video showed the same girl with different guys throughout the whole thing. I couldn't put it together. Who was the guy singing? (The four shots weren't helping me to understand.) We then headed to ZBT because I couldn't take it anymore...

Well, my friends, I may or may not have started a beer fight. All I know is that I was drenched in beer and was throwing it at the guys. This was after I got peer pressured into a keg stand (22 seconds) and a beer bong (my first one!).

My friends Nicole and Jacqui said they were socializing and all of a sudden turn around and see me drenched in beer and were like, "what the hell?!"

Nicole: "Did you jump in the keg?"

I went into ZBT and attempted to dry off with Curren's towel. I tried to take it out of ZBT with me but he wasn't having that. A little while and one lost sandal later, I went back to AXO where my friends insisted I change. I snuggled up in Lauren's bed and was out like electricity after a thunderstorm (I have a midterm in weather in climate on Tuesday, so now I can pawn this off as studying).

Anyway, five hours later, at 5 p.m, I woke up, confused as to why I was in my bed and not on Mifflin. Furthermore, I missed a call from my housefellow from last year :(.  I called Alyssa, and we planned to meet for dinner (my lunch) on State Street. I was still not sober while I tried to find her. It took some time, but eventually I found her.

After, I went back to her apartment to nap and all of a sudden, I look at Alyssa's ankle and it's the size of a basketball. She apparently fell down the stairs and it's now sprained, Jacqui, Nicole and Lauren came over and we chilled as I held ice to Alyssa's ankle and went on an Advil hunt around her apartment.

Overall, great time (from what I was awake for), and congrats to Lauren who didn't fall, Nicole who didn't run away or lose anything, and to Jacqui and Nicole for almost getting arrested but managing not to.