You know you go to UW-Madison when a 4' 5" girl (I may be exaggerating, yet who am I to talk?) comes into your room and yells at you because you’re not out at 9:45 p.m.
Nicole (or as I like to call her, Nicky, because she hates it): “You’re a nancy!”
Me: “Whyyy?”
Nicky: “Look at you right now. It’s Friday night at 9:45. You’re under the covers. Motionless. Talking about diet coke.* Your retainer is right here. I’m surprised it’s not in your mouth.”
Listen, Nicole (responding now with what I couldn’t think of back then - 2 minutes ago), I'M TIRED. I know, it s great comeback - it DID take me a couple of minutes to think of it.
So, in retrospect, it probably didn’t help that I was laughing so hard that I immediately took my computer out and started blogging what she said.
“Blogging. Now we’re having fun!” she said - pretty sarcastically, if you ask me. Which by the way, is interesting, considering she actually has "The Voj Files" bookmarked on her computer.
Well, guys, I did end up going out. Being bullied around by someone that size is not fun. I would know. We’re a feisty species.
I want to add a side note: Did you know that Facebook chat doesn’t recognize the word Facebook? Pretty weird, huh?
Oh, and shout-out to Emily Kesner, love ya girl. Adam don’t make fun of me. Speaking of whom, Adam, I miss you! Find out when I can come to Duke.
*I may have a diet coke addiction problem.
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